Ever seen a raccoon absolutely send it down a mountain? Now you have. Meet your new favorite shirt: Shred & Steal – Snowboarding Raccoon Tee, featuring the most chaotic creature in the forest doing what he does best—ripping powder and ignoring authority.
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a lifestyle choice. A declaration. A warning, maybe.
Why You Need This:
🦝 Raccoon on a Snowboard. Do we need to say more? 🏔️ Adventure-Ready Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric for maximum snack thievery flexibility 😂 Instant Conversation Starter: Warning: people will comment. Frequently. Loudly. 👕 Unisex Fit: Perfect for boys and girls. Possibly also for large raccoons. 🎨 High-Quality Print: Won’t fade, even if your snowboarding skills do
Care: Machine wash cold. Do not feed after midnight.* *That’s gremlins, but still good advice.
Whether you’re on the slopes, in the streets, or just vibing in a raccoon-like manner, this tee brings the energy of a trash panda with a GoPro and zero fear.
Add to cart now and become the legend you were born to be. Or at least look like one. 🏂🦝🔥
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) • Classic Fit • Tear-away tag • Taped neck and shoulders • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
